Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Beer is proof that God loves us.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
[N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
To chase the glowing hours with flying feet.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked.
No man does right by a woman at a party.
The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.
Time flies when you are having fun.
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