Dumb Questions Quotes

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

Mark Twain

Inspirational, Life, Motivational

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The only dumb question is the question you don't ask.

Paul MacCready

Education, Teaching, Dumb

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There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand the world. There is no such thing as a dumb question.

Carl Sagan

Self, Dumb, Criticism

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Don't be afraid to ask the 'dumb' question, everyone else will be relieved you had the guts to ask!

Sheryl Sandberg

Leadership, Dumb, Relieved

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When you ask a dumb question, you get a smart answer.

Aristotle

Inspirational, Smart, Dumb

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There is no such thing as a dumb question but there is such a thing as a dumb person asking a question.

Behdad Sami

Dumb, Asking, Persons

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There are no dumb questions?only dumb answers.

Marshall Loeb

Leadership, Dumb, Answers

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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

George Carlin

Funny, Humor, Swimmer

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How come "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Ziggy Marley

Mean, Slim, Chance

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Dorothy Parker

Funny, Anniversary, Valentines Day

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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

George Carlin

Inspirational, Funny, Life

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Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.

Sonny Liston

Boxing, Shining, Dumb

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To the dumb question, 'Why me?' the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply, 'Why not?'

Christopher Hitchens

Dumb, Cosmos, Why Not

Christopher Hitchens (2012). “Mortality”, p.14, Atlantic Books Ltd

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Never underestimate a dumb question.

Brandon Boyd

Dumb, Underestimate, Never Underestimate

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There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers.

George W. Buck

People, Giving, Dumb

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Ask dumb questions and listen quietly for the answers. That's a wisdom stair climber.

Greg Gutfeld

Dumb, Answers, Stairs

"Greg Gutfeld's advice for grads". www.foxnews.com. May 19, 2015.

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I think it would be a boring game if everybody was the same, just like it would be boring if you guys asked the same dumb questions.

Shaquille O'Neal

Thinking, Media, Nba

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That was a f****g dumb question. If I didn't think I was gonna win, why the hell would I be fighting?!

Rocky Marciano

Fighting, Winning, Thinking

"Remembering the Brockton Blockbuster" by Thomas Hauser, www.nysun.com. September 14, 2005.

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It's a dumb question, because I don't look at things as a black director, just as a director, so ask me as a director first and we can segue into the colour thing later.

Antoine Fuqua

Stupid, Dumb, Black

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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We parents ask dumb questions, therefore we get dumb answers.

Bill Cosby

Parent, Dumb, Answers

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Every time you get into a new job, new location, you have an amazing opportunity in front of you. You get to play dumb for as long as people will allow you to play dumb. You get to ask all the dumb questions, you get to ask multiple people the dumb questions, and you get to make mistakes. Thats how you stand out in the crowd.

Gary Cohn

Jobs, Mistake, Opportunity

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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions.

Shaquille O'Neal

Media, Nba, Dumb

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I hate it when people come up to me on trains and ask 'Are you Soulja Boy?' If people want pictures or autographs, that's cool, but I don't like the dumb questions.

Soulja Boy

Hate, Boys, People

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