I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.
Here am I, dying of a hundred good symptoms.
I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.
I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.
I have lived as a philosopher and die as a Christian.
Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case.
I have offended God and mankind because my work didn't reach the quality it should have.
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...
Dammit... Don't you dare ask God to help me.
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
This is the last of earth! I am content.
Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.
I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is correct.
Lord, into thy hands I commend my spirit!
Let me go to the house of the Father.
I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.
Do you hear the rain? Do you hear the rain?
Did you think I was immortal?
A dying man can do nothing easy.
Why do you weep? Did you think I was immortal?
Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.
I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room.
Oh, do not cry - be good children and we will all meet in heaven.
I love you Sarah. For all eternity, I love you.
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