No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.
I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this <<<>>><<>><<<<. I go down to the pet store and said, "Give me another ten guppies, I got a lot of calls yesterday."
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.
No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish.
Memory is a net: one that finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking.
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
I used to fish the Border rivers, but nowadays you have to queue up for a shot and I can't stand that.
Whenever the lion fish in the fish tank in the captain's ready room died it was always a sad moment.
The guerrilla must move amongst the people as a fish swims in the sea.
No toys in the fish tank
Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn his eyebrows off.
I have friends who remember seeing fish hauled onto a boat's deck and beaten to death.
I don't ask for an apology because it's only tomorrow's fish-and-chip paper.
Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
I am sure that if you plant the trees back again, it will do nothing but good.
Wherever the fish are, that's where we go.
Being down in Orlando, Florida, where we filmed the movie, I learned how to bass fish. Jerry Reed, who plays the villain in the movie, taught me how to bass fish.
Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people.
Working with Tracy Morgan on '30 Rock' is really great. I love Tracy. He's wonderful. Well, until his fish tank caught fire - his apartment burned up and flooded my apartment. We live in the same building, but I'm eight floors below him and we had to evacuate.
If I were to play somebody who ran a fish and chip shop, I would not work in a fish and chip shop for three months. Staring at chips is not going to help me in my performance.
I eat fish, three times a week meat, and if not yogurt, something like this and it rarely continues.
You can't eat fish. It's 6,000 parts DDT per million all over the world, not counting radiation.
Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'
In England, David and I are big fish in a small pond. But in L.A., we are tiny, tiny, tiny fish in a big pond.
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