Funniest Sports Quotes - Page 2

• But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

  Steve Spurrier

  Sports, Football, Real

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• It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

  Muhammad Ali

  Funny, Sports, Jobs

  Twitter post from Aug 18, 2010

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• The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch and one on the throttle.

  Bob Varsha

  Funny, Sports, Feet

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• Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.

  Dennis Rodman

  Funny, Sports, School

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• The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.

  Randy Cross

  Sports, Football, Nfl

  46 Copy quote

• We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

  Jason Kidd

  Teamwork, Sports, Witty

  26 Copy quote

• Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.

  Doug Plank

  Sports, Football, Player

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• We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us.

  Ruud Gullit

  Funny, Sports, Football

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• He has turned defensive boxing into a poetic art. Trouble is, nobody ever knocked anybody out with a poem.

  Eddie Shaw

  Sports, Art, Boxing

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• The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.

  Carl "Spider" Lockhart

  Funny, Sports, Nfl

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• I can dribble with my right hand and I can dribble with my left hand. I'm amphibious.

  Charles Shackleford

  Sports, Hands, Left Hand

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• I don't think there's anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers...I mean Chargers.

  Bill Belichick

  Sports, Mean, Thinking

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• A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Sports, Baseball

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• You guys line up alphabetically by height.

  Bill Peterson

  Sports, Football, Guy

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• I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

  Terry Bradshaw

  Football, Stupid, Nfl

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• The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23!

  Kevin Keegan

  Soccer, Sports, Player

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• I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn't spell it.

  Rocky Graziano

  Funny, Sports, School

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• Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.

  Charles Barkley

  Sports, Regret, Yeah

  “The Greatest Party Animals Of All Time” by Ryan Murphy, www.askmen.com.

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• The Mets just had their first .500-or-better April since July of 1992.

  Ralph Kiner

  Sports, July, Firsts

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• I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.

  George Foreman

  Funny, Boxing, Shadow

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• [My] career was sputtering until [I] did a 360 and got headed in the right direction.

  Tracy McGrady

  Basketball, Careers, Dumb Sports

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• I ain't gonna be no escape-goat!

  Karl Malone

  Sports, Dumb, Goats

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• Ninety percent of this game is half mental.

  Yogi Berra

  Funny, Baseball, Yankees

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• I've had to overcome a lot of diversity.

  Drew Gooden

  Sports, Diversity, Dumb

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• We're not attempting to circumcise rules.

  Bill Cowher

  Sports, Nfl, Dumb

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