When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading: Henny Youngman. He was a wise man who invented beer
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
Homer no function beer well without.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
I drink to make other people interesting.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer - the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Beer is made by men, wine by God.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand.
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends