Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
The road to Hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Don't take life too seriously.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.
I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Aging is for people who don't know any better.
Pressure is something you feel when you do not know what you are doing.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
Don't steal - the government hates competition!
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.
The more you complain the longer God lets you live
Get the hell out of my way!
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