I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.
But even if we take matrimony at its lowest, even if we regard it as no more than a sort of friendship recognised by the police, there must be degrees in the freedom and sympathy realised, and some principle to guide simple folk in their selection.
In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
Respectable people do not write music or make love as a career.
Don't forget I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.
I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
The world's tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters.
The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.
First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint the second time.
Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Love is the magician that pulls him out of his own hat.
Women love a self-confident bald man.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
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