If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
We drink [to] one another's health and spoil our own.
Next to music beer was best.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.
Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself.
If you don't know where you're going any road will do
I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more.
Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
I drink to make other people interesting.
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.
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