He that drinks fast, pays slow.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
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