New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
the object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a new soul.
For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice.
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death.
Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
For the taxable investor, indexing means never having to say you're sorry.
Carpe diem. (Seize the day.)
I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
You can't handle the truth!
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?
I feel the need... the need for speed.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works.
The great miraculous bell of translucent ice is suspended in mid-air. It rings to announce endings and beginnings. And it rings because there is fresh promise and wonder in the skies.
Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!
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