New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
the object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a new soul.
For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice.
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.
Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
The great miraculous bell of translucent ice is suspended in mid-air. It rings to announce endings and beginnings. And it rings because there is fresh promise and wonder in the skies.
You can't handle the truth!
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Carpe diem. (Seize the day.)
Don't let's ask for the moon.We have the stars.
For the taxable investor, indexing means never having to say you're sorry.
I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?
I feel the need... the need for speed.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Avant-garde means never having to say you're sorry.
I am big. It's the pictures that got small.
Vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!
Greed-for lack of a better word-is good. Greed is right. Greed works.
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