Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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