With every mistake, we must surely be learning.
If one cannot learn from the mistakes of others, one might as well become a Democrat.
I'd rather be partly great than entirely useless.
If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.
The prince of darkness is a gentleman!
It's so ironic that life is all about love, yet we live most of it either searching, never finding, or messing it up.
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
How strange that the nature of life is change, yet the nature of human beings is to resist change. And how ironic that the difficult times we fear might ruin us are the very ones that can break us open and help us blossom into who we were meant to be.
I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.
Jesus wept; Voltaire smiled. From that divine tear and from that human smile is derived the grace of present civilization.
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.
Since my earliest childhood a barb of sorrow has lodged in my heart. As long as it stays I am ironic if it is pulled out I shall die.
Even things that are true can be proved.
I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom.
McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.
It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.
What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.
What cannot be said above all must not be silenced but written.
Don’t underestimate the value of irony—it is extremely valuable.
Nobody can tell what I suffer! But it is always so. Those who do not complain are never pitied.
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