With every mistake, we must surely be learning.
If one cannot learn from the mistakes of others, one might as well become a Democrat.
He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons.
McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English - up to fifty words used in correct context - no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
If gay marriage was OK ... then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well as two men; or indeed three men and a dog.
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
Dear dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid.
Prison is the only form of public housing that the government has truly invested in over the past 5 decades
I'd rather be partly great than entirely useless.
Architecture is the art of how to waste space.
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
It's more important for a photographer to have very good shoes, than to have a very good camera
All language is but a poor translation.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
You can always tell who went to catholic school, because they're atheists.
I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.
I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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