Last Night Quotes - Page 10

• I happened upon a memoir by a midlevel White House staffer, and he had been in the room that [Nixon's last] night [in office]. This guy's memoir told me what Nixon's last words were. And they were, on August 8, 1974, to the crew: "Have a Merry Christmas, fellas!" That was just so bizarre.

  Harry Shearer

  Merry Christmas, Night, White

  "How Harry Shearer Discovered the Soul of Richard Nixon". Interview with David Corn, www.motherjones.com. October 17, 2014.

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• I have some speakers up here, thank God, because last night I didn't have them and I was telling jokes and I had no idea which joke I was telling. So I told jokes twice. I even told that one twice.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Night

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• I'm an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Night

  "Live album: "Do You Believe in Gosh?"". September 9, 2008.

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• Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Running

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• Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Humor, Night

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• I tell ya, sex is getting harder all the time. Me and my wife were trying to have sex for hours last night and I finally gave up. I asked her, "what, you can't think of anybody either?"

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Sex, Humor

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• I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold.' He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.'

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Humor, Night

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• With Hairspray, we had a great experience. I always think of the last time I saw Divine: He was in the last booth in the back of the Odeon. Now every time I go in there, I look at that table. It was a wonderful night.Hairspray had been out a week; it was a hit. If I had to pick a night that was going to be the last night.

  John Waters

  Night, Thinking, Looks

  Source: www.timeout.com

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• Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'

  Joan Rivers

  Husband, Night, Doors

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• Last night, ah, yesternight, betwixt her lips and mine
  There fell thy shadow, Cynara! thy breath was shed
  Upon my soul between the kisses and the wine;
  And I was desolate and sick of an old passion,
  Yea, I was desolate and bowed my head:
  I have been faithful to thee, Cynara! in my fashion.

  Ernest Dowson

  Fashion, Passion, Wine

  Ernest Dowson, (2013). “The Poems And Prose Of Ernest Dowson”, p.37, Read Books Ltd

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• What do I mean when I say I love Gale? I don't know. I did kiss him last night, in a moment when my emotions were running so high. But I'm sure he doesn't remember it. Does he? I hope not. If he does, everything will just get more complicated and I really can't think about kissing when I've got a rebellion to incite.

  Suzanne Collins

  Running, Mean, Kissing

  Suzanne Collins (2011). “The Hunger Games Trilogy”, p.649, Scholastic Inc.

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• Nick could see the gun shaking in Alan's hand now, in tight, terrified spasms. "Last night we put a magician in the river," Alan said, his voice low and intense as if he was making a promise."Maybe we should send you to join him." "You know the rules," the woman whispered. "Don't shoot the messenger." Nick interrupted, leaning down to speak in her ear. "Do they say 'Don't cut the messenger in half with your great big sword'?

  Sarah Rees Brennan

  Cutting, Gun, Night

  Sarah Rees Brennan (2010). “The Demon's Lexicon”, p.50, Simon and Schuster

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• Honey lamb, there are a lot of things in this world I feel insecure about. Religion. Our national economic policies. What color socks to wear with a blue suit. But I've got to tell you that my performance in that hotel room last night isn't one of them.

  Susan Elizabeth Phillips

  Insecure, Night, Blue

  FaceBook post by Susan Elizabeth Phillips from Feb 17, 2016

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• Laney held up a hand. "I checked it out. He went there on scholarship and paid the rest with student loans. And he's good looking, too. Nate and I met him for dinner last night, and I subtly learned that he's looking to meet someone" "How did you learn that?" "I asked him if he was looking to meet someone" "that is subtle

  Julie James

  Night, Hands, Dinner

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• Aunt Libby: "I think I'm getting married! I've been dying to tell you." Raven: "You are? Congrats! Dad didn't mention..." Aunt Libby: "Well, okay, it's not official or anything. In fact, we haven't officially gone out yet. I just met him last night.

  Ellen Schreiber

  Dad, Aunt, Night

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• Edward: It wasn't the worst night of my life. Jake: Did it make the top ten? Edward: Possibly. But, if I had been able to take your place last night, it would not have made the top ten of the best nights of my life. Dream about that.

  Stephenie Meyer

  Dream, Night, Jake

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• What were you two doing last night, discussing the national debt?

  Stephenie Meyer

  Night, Two, Debt

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• Jem is nothing but goodness. That he struck you last night only shows how capable you are of driving even saints to madness.

  Cassandra Clare

  Night, Saint, Lasts

  Twitter post from Apr 25, 2011

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• Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen!

  James Thurber

  Night, Lasts, Blind

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• It's nice to know you have support. Last night I got a marriage proposal. I just laughed.

  Carrie Underwood

  Nice, Night, Support

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• I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it.

  Virginia Woolf

  Witty, Jobs, Book

  Virginia Woolf (1975). “The letters of Virginia Woolf”, Harcourt

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• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

  Steven Wright

  Night, Gambling, People

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• With the DVR, I was mostly writing about it as a good thing in giving us the choice of when and how to watch things. But there's what we lose in the bargain, which is the collective spectacle. 'Did you see Jay Leno last night?'

  Douglas Rushkoff

  Writing, Night, Giving

  "Douglas Rushkoff on Khaleesi Lady Gaga and why Sopranos' end works but Lost's doesn't". The A.V. Club Interview, www.avclub.com. March 22, 2013.

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• Failing is an event, not a person. Yesterday ended last night.

  Zig Ziglar

  Life, Motivational, Positive

  FaceBook post by Zig Ziglar from Mar 13, 2013

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• I saw your name in lights last night. It's the middle of the night, and I can't sleep, thinking all my trumpeting thoughts, and I get out of bed, open the curtains, and look into the night full of stars, and you know what I saw? Your name. Like the stars joined up and spelled the word for me. Like a sign.

  Jaclyn Moriarty

  Stars, Sleep, Night

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