Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. It’s not going to happen!
I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me [Gretchen Wieners], but I can’t help it that I’m popular.
I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.
You all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It only makes it okay for guys to call you sluts and whores.
If you're from Africa, why are you white?
There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining.
I can put my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?
Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?
I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.
Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
I always thought after 2002 that I'd hang up my skates and turn professional and just go on tour and do shows. But I don't know when it is enough. I mean, I still enjoy it. I'm the luckiest girl alive that I get to perform in front of thousands of people, do what I love doing.
Given that there was that era of girl group music and it's still very popular, but I think if you looked at the chart from that time you would see many more men on it. Because the industry, they were catering to young girls. I mean, that's what they thought their audience was.
Well, I mean, the real attack on truth is tabloid journalism in the United States.
People look at me and go, 'You must have it made. You have girls. You have a great life. It's not true. I mean you pull the curtain away, and you see I'm just as insecure and neurotic and scared and vulnerable as anybody, you know.
I want everybody in the news business to think of ABC before they go any place else. If it costs us an extra few thousand dollars to do that, what does it mean?
"Uncertainty" is NOT "I don't know." It is "I can't know." "I am uncertain" does not mean "I could be certain."
Make your "yes" mean yes, and your "no" mean no.
Today's business and health care climate may not be pleasant. Cutbacks, pay cuts and layoffs do not make anyone's job easy. But that does not mean that the humor need stop.
Everyone has the bully or the mean girl or the ex-boyfriend who tried to bring them down.
I mean, it's been quite busy, especially with the rain delay the first few days, and then having to play the late evenings, waiting here every day. It's been kind of difficult.
Jack Lambert is mean and relentless wherever he goes, on and off the field! I do remember many times he would chase me in practice but no way would I let him catch me.
You cannot have a proud and chivalrous spirit if your conduct is mean and paltry; for whatever a man's actions are, such must be his spirit.
He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
I mean, we just started, it's a new thing. We're doing this for fun and we're going to see where it goes.
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