Woman was God's second mistake.
Man, only - rash, refined, presumptuous man, Starts from his rank, and mars creation's plan.
Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch.
Men are but children of a larger growth.
Women cry. Men laugh. Whiners moan. Men laugh. Wimps complain. Men laugh.
Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives.
Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.
A man is nothing but breath and shadow.
Man the sum of what have you. A problem in impure properties carried tediously to an unvarying nil: stalemate of dust and desire.
Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: "Let us out, let us out!".
Men and Melons are hard to know.
It is much more easy to accuse the one sex than to excuse the other.
The most unhappy and frail creatures are men and yet they are the proudest.
Poor little men, poor little cocks! As soon as they're old enough, they swell their plumage to be conquerors. If they only knew that it's enough to be just a little bit wounded and sad in order to obtain everything without fighting for it.
The rule in the women's colleges was that after 7 p.m. all men were beasts. Up until 7 p.m. they were all angels, and the girls simply had to learn to live with that routine and practise love in the afternoon.
It is men who face the biggest problems in the future, adjusting to their new and complicated role.
In the United States adherence to the values of the masculine mystique makes intimate, self-revealing, deep friendships between men unusual.
Macho doesn't prove mucho.
Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You!?
Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life.
The desert is a capricious lady, and sometimes she drives men crazy.
Men are beasts and even beasts don't behave as they do.
Women have served all these centuries as looking glasses possessing the power of reflecting the figure of man at twice its natural size.
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