I don't know what a man is. Only that every man has his price.
Of all that Heaven produces and nourishes, there is none so great as man.
Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse.
Man is something to be surpassed.
Man, only - rash, refined, presumptuous man, Starts from his rank, and mars creation's plan.
Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch.
Men are but children of a larger growth.
Women cry. Men laugh. Whiners moan. Men laugh. Wimps complain. Men laugh.
Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives.
Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.
A man is nothing but breath and shadow.
Man is an imitative animal. This quality is the germ of all education in him. From his cradle to his grave he is learning to do what he sees others do.
Man the sum of what have you. A problem in impure properties carried tediously to an unvarying nil: stalemate of dust and desire.
Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: "Let us out, let us out!".
Men and Melons are hard to know.
It is much more easy to accuse the one sex than to excuse the other.
The most unhappy and frail creatures are men and yet they are the proudest.
When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark.
Poor little men, poor little cocks! As soon as they're old enough, they swell their plumage to be conquerors. If they only knew that it's enough to be just a little bit wounded and sad in order to obtain everything without fighting for it.
The rule in the women's colleges was that after 7 p.m. all men were beasts. Up until 7 p.m. they were all angels, and the girls simply had to learn to live with that routine and practise love in the afternoon.
It is men who face the biggest problems in the future, adjusting to their new and complicated role.
In the United States adherence to the values of the masculine mystique makes intimate, self-revealing, deep friendships between men unusual.
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
A hard man is good to find.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends