Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
It's a man's world, and you men can have it.
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
A man can't ride your back unless it's bent.
Women have served all these centuries as looking glasses possessing the power of reflecting the figure of man at twice its natural size.
On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life.
Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.
Many men have been capable of doing a wise thing, more a cunning thing, but very few a generous thing.
Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men and women are created equal.
Championing liberty begins at the local level. There is nothing more fundamental than the principle that a man's home is his castle. Donald Trump's career-long willingness to trample this right tells you everything you need to know about his bogus tea party sideshow.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
The desert is a capricious lady, and sometimes she drives men crazy.
Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
If men had more up top we'd need less up front
Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.
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