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• It's important to have your own space. I've never trusted people who do everything together. I call them "Kool-Aid Couples," because it's like they drank the same Kool-Aid and it's drugged them into constantly gazing into each other's eyes.

  Denis Leary

  Couple, Eye, Space

  "No Rest For The Leary". Interview with Andrew Goldman, www.elle.com. May 23, 2006.

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• I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

  Cheshire Cat

  Toadstools, Trusted

  "Fictional character: Cheshire Cat". Video Game "Alice", www.imdb.com. 2000.

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• You can never trust what you read.

  William Goldman

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• Cardinal rule for all hitters with two strikes on them: Never trust the umpire.

  Robert Smith

  Baseball, Umpires, Two

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• Take special care that thou never trust any friend or servant with any matter that may endanger thine estate; for so shalt thou make thyself a bond-slave to him that thou trustest, and leave thyself always to his mercy.

  Walter Raleigh

  Trust, Caring, Special

  Sir Walter Raleigh (1829). “The Works of Sir Walter Ralegh, Kt: Miscellaneous works”, p.557

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• Never trust the judgment of an enthusiastic man; never trust the promises of a lazy one.

  Mason Cooley

  Trust, Men, Lazy

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• I never trust songwriters who talk about what their song is about.

  Roddy Woomble

  Song, Songwriters

  Source: thequietus.com

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• Never trust anybody with only one book.

  Billy Connolly

  Book

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• I've said it before and I'll say it again: Never trust anyone who tells you how people come to trust them.

  Katherine Boo

  People, Said, Never Trust Anyone

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• Never trust a woman who will not lie about her age after thirty. She is unwomanly and unhuman and there is no knowing what crimes she will commit.

  Gertrude Atherton

  Lying, Knowing, Age

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• I don’t read Scripture and cling to no life precepts, except perhaps to Walter Cronkite’s rules for old men, which he did not deliver over the air: Never trust a fart. Never pass up a drink. Never ignore an erection.

  Roger Angell

  Men, Air, Scripture

  "This Old Man" by Roger Angell, www.newyorker.com. February 17, 2014.

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• Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.

  Billy Carter

  Running, Scotch, President

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• Never trust your tongue when your heart is bitter.

  Samuel Johnson

  Trust, Heart, Tongue

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• I never trusted a man who never smoked or drank.

  Abraham Lincoln

  Men, Drank, Trusted

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• Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Boys, Men, Advice

  P.G. Wodehouse (2009). “Cocktail Time”, p.85, Random House

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• I'm an actor. Never trust an actor, whatever their energy is. I suppose you guys see that side of me, but I'm sure there's plenty of people close to me who've seen the other one. I think if we're all honest with ourselves, we all know that internal rage.

  Hugh Jackman

  Thinking, People, Guy

  Source: collider.com

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• And an unaware witch means a witch who doesn't know she's a witch, and because she's a women that makes her double trouble. Never trust a women." My mothers a women," I said, suddenly feeling a little angry, "and I trust her." Mothers are usually women," said the Spook. "And mothers are usually quite trustworthy, as long as your their son. Otherwise look out!

  Joseph Delaney

  Mother, Mean, Son

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• never trust a Troglotroll

  Walter Moers

  Walter Moers (2006). “13 1/2 Lives of Captain Blue Bear”, p.358, The Overlook Press

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• Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.

  Winston Churchill

  Men, Vices, Human Nature

  Winston Churchill (2001). “The Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill”, Michael O'Mara Books

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• Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor.

  D. Elton Trueblood

  Sense Of Humor, Theologian

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• Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Eyebrows, Guy

  "'Twilight' DVD: Best of Robert Pattinson's audio commentary" by Mandi Bierly, ew.com. March 23, 2009.

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• Never trust the translation or interpretation of something without first trusting its interpreter. One word absent from a sentence can drastically change the true intended meaning of the entire sentence. For instance, if the word love is intentionally or accidentally replaced with hate in a sentence, its effect could trigger a war or false dogma.

  Suzy Kassem

  Hate, War, Love Is

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• I don't hate journalists. You can't hate a class of people. It's wrong to say that. But I do think they're a bit like poison. Never trust them. You can't trust them as a class of people. It's their job not to be trusted.

  Mick Jagger

  Jobs, Hate, Thinking

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• I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How do you hold it personally responsible? Can you put a distributed network of fiber-optic cable "on notice"? And is it male or female? In other words, can I challenge it to a fight?

  Stephen Colbert

  Responsibility, Fighting, Challenges

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• Never trust people that like to call things by initials, that's my philosophy.

  Tad Williams

  Philosophy, People, Initials

  Tad Williams (1998). “Otherland: City of Golden Shadow”, p.386, Penguin

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