Peanuts Quotes - Page 4

• You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls - it never falls on the bread side down, it always falls peanut butter side down. That's because of gravity.

  J. B. Smoove

  Fall, Pieces, Bread

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• I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.

  Dana Gould

  Peanut Butter, Excuse, Dies

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• ...despite all this, it is still hard to admit that there is no one more English than the Indian, no one more Indian than the English. There are still young white men who are angry about that; who will roll out at closing time into the poorly lit streets with a kitchen knife wrapped in a tight fist. But it makes an immigrant laugh to hear the fears of the nationalist, scared of infection, penetration, miscegenation, when this is small fry, peanuts, compared to what the immigrant fears - dissolution, disappearance.

  Zadie Smith

  Men, White Man, Knives

  Zadie Smith (2003). “White Teeth”, p.272, Vintage

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• So Uncle Stuart is marrying that lady? Mom says she's going to be our aunt Amy. She's okay except she would't try any peanut butter M&M chocolate chip fudge cookies. They were good- you ate five, remember? But she said she was on a special diet, and couldn't eat something called carbs. We told her we didn't put any carbs in our cookies, just M&Ms, but she said M&Ms were carbs. Uncle Mitch, what's carbs? Email to Uncle Mitch from Haily and Brittany.

  Meg Cabot

  Mom, Uncles, Aunt

  "Boy Meets Girl". Book by Meg Cabot, January, 2004.

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• I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!

  Jim Gaffigan

  Peanut Butter, Wow, Extremes

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• I learned a lot of details about 1920s clothes, cars, kitchen appliances, and food. I had a character eating peanut butter in one scene until I learned that peanut butter wasn't commercially packaged and sold until 1924.

  Laura Moriarty

  Character, Clothes, Car

  Source: www.bookbrowse.com

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• I'd done all my research and seen that Booker and Gadson had worked with giant folks and little peanuts, too. That just showed me that they're musicians. They're not just interested in doing the big ones, they're interested in doing stuff that - pardon the expression - gives them a boner. I'm like that, too. I don't want to just do easy stuff. I want to keep myself freaked out all the time. Hence the title of the record, I Like To Keep Myself in Pain.

  Kelly Hogan

  Pain, Expression, Giving

  Source: therumpus.net

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• When Don King's fighters lose their titles they come back fighting on the undercard for peanuts. King owns all the top heavyweights and we spar against each other but we get charged for it and that comes out of our purses.

  Larry Holmes

  Kings, Fighting, Boxing

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• I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert.

  Iggy Pop

  Ideas, Guy, Peanut Butter

  "What I've Learned: Iggy Pop" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. February 20, 2007.

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• I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers.

  Michael T. Flynn

  Kids, Sandwiches, Littles

  "Trump adviser Michael T. Flynn on his dinner with Putin and why Russia Today is just like CNN". Interview with Dana Priest, www.washingtonpost.com. August 15, 2016.

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• Normal people, want to be accepted. Screwed up people, want to be accepted. It's one of the few things we have in common. My whole life, all I ever wanted was my dad to pat me on the top of the head and go, Who's a good boy ? Who's a good boy? But, instead, all he ever did was wipe peanut butter on the end of my nose and laugh while I tried to lick it off.

  Christopher Titus

  Dad, Acceptance, Boys

  "Titus / Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!". www.imdb.com. 2001.

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• When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating anything else again.' And I still eat peanut butter every day. I would put peanut butter on a steak.

  Aasif Mandvi

  Mom, Peanut Butter, Sandwiches

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I`m like a peanut butter sandwich.

  Gwen Stefani

  Peanut Butter, Sandwiches, Peanut Butter Sandwiches

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• People will always work harder if they're getting well paid and if they're afraid of losing a job which they know will be hard to equal. As is well known, if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

  Armand Hammer

  Jobs, Get Well, Hard Work

  Armand Hammer, Neil Lyndon (1988). “Hammer”, Perigee

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• Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours.

  Ruta Sepetys

  Cigar, Boxes, Turns

  Ruta Sepetys (2013). “Out of The Easy”, p.92, Penguin

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• If you're from a certain generation, you basically learn to read with 'Peanuts.' It's sort of the template for the modern strip. Its influence ceased to be noticed because it's in everything.

  Stephan Pastis

  Generations, Influence, Modern

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• Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying.

  Stephan Pastis

  Reading, Knows

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• I don't know if any genuine meaningful change could ever result from a song. It's kind of like throwing peanuts at a gorilla.

  Tom Waits

  Meaningful, Song, Gorillas

  "Off beat". Interview with Sean O'Hagan, www.theguardian.com. October 28, 2006.

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• When you get down to it, at it's root, Comedy is truth, absurdity, and pain. One of my little mottos is: 'Do you remember the Peanuts cartoon where Charlie Brown kicked the football and kissed the Little Red Haired Girl? Neither do I.

  Lev Yilmaz

  Girl, Football, Pain

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• Krishna once said to Arjuna: Consider the past and future with an equal mind, and pass the peanut M&M's.

  Frederick Lenz

  Past, Mind, Arjuna

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• I called my pilot 2 weeks before I flew and asked him, I don't want to get sick, what should I eat? He said, Peanut Butter. I said, If I eat peanut butter then I won't get sick? He said, no, but it tastes the same comin' up as it does goin' down.

  Bill Engvall

  Sick, Taste, Peanut Butter

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• I often eat Skippys Super Chunk peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. I dont shamefully sneak it in the dark of night when everyone is in bed. I just twist that cap off and go to town right out in the open.

  Willie Geist

  Dark, Night, Sneak In

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• Everyone knows I drink a lot of Diet Coke, so...I drink chocolate milk after races as my recovery drink, and you won't ever find me without a peanut butter sandwich in my bag at races or without a jar of peanut butter when I am heading to Europe.

  Kristin Armstrong

  Recovery, Race, Europe

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• When I became vegan I thought I would have to deprive myself of certain sweets that I loved so much, like caramel and peanut butter cups, but on the contrary!

  Kat Von D

  Sweet, Peanut Butter, Cups

  Source: www.cosmopolitan.com

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• I will tell you, running for President, the money I spent is peanuts compared to the money I won't make. And that's O.K. because this is so important. What I'm doing is so important.

  Donald Trump

  Running, Important, President

  "Trump Says He Won't Sell His Businesses To Address Conflicts Of Interest". www.npr.org. December 11, 2016.

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