My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress.
There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too.
I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.
Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.
In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man.
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.
Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger.
The old dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup.
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.
The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man.
When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget that they're not people.
They're not dogs [poodles], they're art.
When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.
...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.
Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie.
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
My advice to any diplomat who wants to have good press is to have two or three kids and a dog.
God... sat down for a moment when the dog was finished in order to watch it... and to know that it was good, that nothing was lacking, that it could not have been made better.
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