Real Funny Quotes

• Like a cartoon world, where the figures are flat and outlined in black, jerking through some kind of goofy story that might be real funny if it weren't for the cartoon figures being real guys.

  Ken Kesey

  Real, Guy, Black

  Ken Kesey (2016). “One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest”, p.16, Hamilton Books

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• You had lots of visitors, but they were all quiet." "Oh real funny. Tease the blind man." ~Trella to Logan, pg. 114-115

  Maria V. Snyder

  Real, Men, Visitors

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• For a long time, I refused to wear jeans. I liked high-waisted pants, but jeans made me feel like I wasn't being unique. Even now, I won't wear the skinny-jeans style, because most people wear those - they have to be baggier, boyfriend-looking, or sort of like a mom jean. I'm real funny that way.

  Elle Fanning

  Mom, Real, Unique

  "Elle Fanning On Mom Jeans & After-School Fashion In New York Magazine" By Rebecca Adams, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 11, 2013.

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• It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.

  Seth

  Real, Upset, Cry

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• I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies.

  Wanda Sykes

  Real, Goal, Tvs

  "For Wanda Sykes, 'Funny Always Wins'". Interview with Abdul Ali, www.theroot.com. April 13, 2012.

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• Being a parent is a life sentence. From the day that kid is born until the day you die and then some. Mom, there is nothing to forgive. You gave me life. And, hey, you're not crazy anymore. Everybody thinks I am. Real funny, mom.

  Christopher Titus

  Crazy, Real, Kids

  "Titus / The Visit". www.imdb.com. 2002.

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