None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle.
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
You know, it really doesn`t matter what (the media) write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass.
Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.
I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.
I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.
I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home.
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'
I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.
Am I about to feel really, really stupid?
During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.
Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
Obamacare is really I think the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery.
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.
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