Redneck Quotes - Page 3

• Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.

  Jon Stewart

  America, States

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• You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Thinking, Blue, Color

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• The album is a definite departure. I haven't written original material before, except for one song on my first album, but Elvis and I did six songs together on this one.

  Diana Krall

  Song, Together, Departure

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• You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Loss, Earthquakes, Records

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• You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Beer, Car, Might

  Jeff Foxworthy (2004). “You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read”, p.86, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• I'm against gun control. It's not that I like guns, it's just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances that a bunch of rednecks will blow each other's heads off.

  Bobcat Goldthwait

  Blow, Gun, Chance

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• You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Thinking, People, Might

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• Among the rednecks of America, which there are many more than people seem to realize, it was terribly damaging. I got blamed for O.J.'s acquittal.

  F. Lee Bailey

  America, People, Realizing

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• You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Nice, Doors, Might

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• You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Home, Shopping, Voice

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• You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Coffee, Telephones, Tables

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• You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Kitchen, Use, Might

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• "Rednecks" always made me nervous to play, but I'm glad I wrote it and I continue to play it. It's just that the language is so rough.

  Randy Newman

  Play, Language, Nervous

  "My Life Is Good". Interview with Mike Ragogna, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 30, 2011.

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• You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dog, Might, Pending

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• You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Years, Might, Boat

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• You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Wife, Vienna, Sausage

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• How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado?
  You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Divorce, Tornadoes, Trailers

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• You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Party, Teeth, Might

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• You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Car, Might, Bumper Sticker

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• You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dresses, Might, Deer

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• You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Might, Rats, Checks

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• You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Might, Rats, Birth

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• You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Water, Might, Dip

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• You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Quality, Might, Bugs

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• If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Mother, Kissing, Might

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