I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a year and a half later, I'm always going to the cemetery.
I'm retired 99.9%. Of course, there always is that .1%.
Am I still in uniform? Then I ain't retired.
I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
Working people have alot of bad habits, but the worst of these is work.
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
As to that leisure evening of life, I must say that I do not want it. I can conceive of no contentment of which toil is not to be the immediate parent.
I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing.
When I retire I'm going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through those boxes. There are things in there that ought to be burned.
Eating's going to be a whole new ball game. I may even have to buy a new pair of trousers.
But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
I think retirement beats the heck out of life after death, that's for sure.
Men and women approaching retirement age should be recycled for public service work, and their companies should foot the bill. We can no longer afford to scrap-pile people.
Retirement is the beginning of life, not the end.
When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.
Retiring' - within that word is 'tiring,' and I'm not tired. I don't believe in retirement, really.
Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap-heap.
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
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