I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
A man can't retire his experience.
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
I was thinking Im going to die but I'm not going to tap
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
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