Salami Quotes

• On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.

  Eric Carle

  Night, Pie, Ice Cream

  Eric Carle (2016). “The Very Hungry Caterpillar”, p.19, Penguin

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• I'm a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami.

  Stephen King

  Writing, Trying

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it's actually a lot older than any of the other traditional salami.

  Mario Batali

  Cutting, Pigs, May

  "The Traditions of the Table". Interview with Bruce Cole, www.neh.gov. January, 2004.

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• Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Inferiority, Complexes, Baloney

  Ellen Degeneres (2011). “My Point...And I Do Have One”, p.64, Bantam

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• I don't take notes; I don't outline, I don't do anything like that. I just flail away at the goddamn thing. I'm a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami. You can't sell it as caviar.

  Stephen King

  Writing, Trying, Caviar

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• Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

  Allan Sherman

  Cutting, Sandwiches, Cold

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• The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.

  Art Donovan

  Drinking, Beer, Blow

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• As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.

  Alan King

  Sex, Eggs, Pleasure

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• I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called.

  Howard Dean

  Thinking, Play, Lifetime

  "Where do Democrats stand?". "Hardball" with Chris Matthews, www.nbcnews.com. October 6, 2005.

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• Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!

  Dave Niehaus

  Funny, Baseball, Food

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• As for meat, I'm not going to become vegetarian. I'm telling you that right now. I want me a steak. I want me a pork chop. I want me a lamb chop, even a piece of duck every once in awhile. We used to have ham and salami, all that crazy stuff.

  Sharon Jones

  Crazy, Ducks, Meat

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look OK as long as I'm dressed.

  Ellen Barkin

  Night, Oatmeal, Long

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• Most people put their childhood away as if it was an old hat. They forget it as if it was a phone number that does not apply anymore. They think about their life as if it was a salami which they are eating slice by slice and then they become grown-ups, but what are they now? Only those who grow up and still remain children are real human beings.

  Erich Kastner

  Children, Growing Up, Real

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• While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.

  Jackie Mason

  Christian, Practice, People

  "Oy! Jackie Mason sues Jews for Jesus". The Associated Press, www.today.com. August 25, 2006.

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• One of our neighbors is a salami distributor, and they pretty well - I mean, we used their salami to make a rocket engine out of. They just look at us and they're amused, they're fine with it.

  Jamie Hyneman

  Mean, Looks, Rockets

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• In the middle of this it was good to have some moments in which whatever was left of you could sit in silence. When you could remember. When the evidence that had gathered could be sorted. And it was a difficulty if another person imagined these moments were their property. Your life got sliced from two sides like a supermarket salami until there was nothing left in the middle. You were the bits that had been given away right and left to others. Because they wanted the piece of you that belonged to them. Because they wanted more. Because they wanted passion. And you did not have it.

  Philip O Ceallaigh

  Passion, Two Sides, Silence

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• Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread and vodka, pickled cucumbers and vodka, cold tongue and vodka, red beet salad and vodka, scallions and vodka-anything and everything and vodka.

  Hedrick Smith

  Sarcastic, Mushrooms, Caviar

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