Sarcasm Quotes - Page 2

• The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

  David Ogilvy

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

  Confessions of an Advertising Man (1963) ch. 5

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• I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, God, Sarcastic

  Oscar Wilde (2012). “Oscar Wilde's Wit and Wisdom: A Book of Quotations”, p.12, Courier Corporation

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  I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

  Clarence Darrow

  Life, Death, Sarcastic

  "The Story of My Life". Book by Clarence Darrow, 1932.

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• Sarcasm is the protest of the weak.

  John Knowles

  Weak, Protest

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• Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Sarcastic, Wedding

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• I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.

  Jules Renard

  Funny, God, Sarcastic

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• Automatic simply means that you can?t repair it yourself.

  Frank Capra

  Sarcastic, Mean

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  Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

  Abraham Lincoln

  Funny, Life, Sarcastic

  Abraham Lincoln (1982). “Abraham Lincoln, wisdom & wit”, Peter Pauper Pr

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• Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

  Lenny Bruce

  Time, Thinking, Giving

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• Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s.

  Andrei Codrescu

  Sarcastic, Real, Book

  Andrei Codrescu (1989). “Raised by puppets, only to be killed by research”, Addison Wesley Publishing Company

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• Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Life, Sarcastic

  "Mark Twain: Collected Tales, Sketches, Speeches, and Essays Vol. 1 1852-1890".

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• Why have computers? Politicians are far more calculating.

  Andre Brie

  Sarcastic, Computer, Politician

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• My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Leadership, Sarcastic

  "Mitch All Together". Live album by Mitch Hedberg, December 9, 2003.

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• Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story

  Ashleigh Brilliant

  Life, Sarcastic, Wisdom

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• People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

  Ralph Waldo Emerson

  Funny, Sarcastic, Writing

  "Journals and Miscellaneous Notebooks: 1841-1843".

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• Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.

  Thomas Carlyle

  Sarcastic, Long, Devil

  Thomas Carlyle (1834). “Fraser's Magazine”, p.195

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• I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Life, Birthday

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• In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.

  Alanis Morissette

  Sarcastic, Song, Humor

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• We have the best government that money can buy.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Sarcastic, Money

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• Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Life, Sarcastic

  Mark Twain (2015). “Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend”, p.31, St. Martin's Press

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• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Life, Sarcastic

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Sarcasm is a Manchester trait.

  Peter Hook

  Sarcastic, Manchester, Traits

  Interview with Matt Cotterill, higher-frequency.com. April 15, 2006.

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• Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.

  Rufus Choate

  Irony, Argument

  "Dictionary of American Maxims". Book by David George Plotkin, 1955.

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• I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

  Ashleigh Brilliant

  Sarcastic, Want, Chance

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• Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Funny, Life, Sarcastic

  P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig”, p.124, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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