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• My favorite fall or winter lunch is big steaming bowls of soup. I usually invite people for around 12:30 and have two hearty soups like shrimp corn chowder and lentil sausage soup, which can be made a day or two ahead.

  Ina Garten

  Fall, Winter, Two

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• Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Christmas, Hatred, Merit

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• If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.

  Arsene Wenger

  Soccer, Caviar, Return

  "Arsenal Boss Tells Booing Fans: Caviar Days Are over, Get Used to Sausages". The Mirror, www.highbeam.com. November 30, 1998.

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• I'm on a diet. It's very strict: all hot dogs. Just sausages, constantly. It's working out - I've gained fifteen pounds!

  Beth Ditto

  Music, Dog, Work Out

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• A book should be made like a watch and sold like a sausage.

  Oliverio Girondo

  Book, Watches, Made

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• Bad Sausage and five bogeys will give you a stomach ache every time.

  Miller Barber

  Golf, Giving, Ache

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• Laws are like sausages. You sleep far better the less you know about how they are made.

  Otto von Bismarck

  Freedom, Sleep, Law

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• Learn to use an axe, and respect it and you can't help but love it. But abuse one and it will wear your hands raw and open your foot like an overcooked sausage.

  Richard Proenneke

  Hands, Feet, Abuse

  "Alone in the Wilderness" by Bob Swerer Productions, Part 2 DVD,

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• People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

  Mark Twain

  Law, People, Watches

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• I will endanger your species like an ostrich,
  Hold you hostage, and crazy feed you swine sausage!

  Busta Rhymes

  Crazy, Rap, Ostriches

  Song: Do My Thing, Album: The Coming, 1996

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• Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored.

  John Berger

  Dog, Blessing, Self

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• Most Russians don't care whether they are ruled by fascists or communists or even Martians as long as they can buy six kinds of sausage in the store and lots of cheap vodka.

  Alexander Lebed

  Long, Six, Care

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• No sausage?" he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record.

  Maureen Johnson

  Pork, Records, Matter

  Maureen Johnson (2011). “The Name of the Star”, p.123, Penguin

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• Doping in English football is restricted to lager and baked beans with sausages. After which the players take to the field, belching and farting. English football culture is one of pure, intense competition, and that's why I have always preferred it to Italy.

  Paolo Di Canio

  Football, Player, Competition

  "Derek McGovern's Wednesday betting update: When the heat is on, Kaymer keeps his cool" by Derek McGovern, www.mirror.co.uk. February 20, 2013.

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• I am always jumping into the sausage grinder and deciding, even before I’m half ground, that I don’t want to be a sausage after all.

  Jessamyn West

  Jumping, Half, Want

  Jessamyn West (1981). “Double discovery: a journey”, Macmillan Reference USA

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• For as long as I can remember, my father saved. He saves money, he saves disfigured sticks that resemble disfigured celebrities, and most of all, he saves food. Cherry tomatoes, sausage biscuits, the olives plucked from other people's martinis --he hides these things in strange places until they are rotten. And then he eats them.

  David Sedaris

  Father, Food, Strange Places

  David Sedaris (2000). “Me talk pretty one day”

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• I devoured hot-dogs in Baltimore 'way back in 1886, and they were then very far from newfangled...They contained precisely the same rubber, indigestible pseudo-sausages that millions of Americans now eat, and they leaked the same flabby, puerile mustard. Their single point of difference lay in the fact that their covers were honest German Wecke made of wheat-flour baked to crispiness, and not the soggy rolls prevailing today, of ground acorns, plaster-of-Paris, flecks of bath-sponge, and atmospheric air all compact.

  H. L. Mencken

  Dog, Food, Differences

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• Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Community, Important, Pork

  P.J. O'Rourke (2012). “Holidays in Hell”, p.135, Atlantic Books Ltd

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• Sausage making and policy-making shouldn't be seen close-up.

  Donald Rumsfeld

  Policy Making, Policy

  Donald Rumsfeld (2001). “Public Statements of Donald H. Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense, 2001”

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• White pudding and eggs and sausages and cups of tea! How simple and beautiful was life after all!

  James Joyce

  Beautiful, Simple, Eggs

  James Joyce (2011). “A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man Thrift Study Edition”, p.104, Courier Corporation

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• At one point in the mid-Eighties I shared a promoter with the Smiths. One night, we were sitting backstage when Morrissey burst in, utterly distraught, sobbing his heart out. Turns out someone had thrown a sausage at him on stage during 'Meat Is Murder.'

  Paul Merton

  Heart, Night, Sitting

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• There are two things you don't want to see being made - sausage and legislation.

  Otto von Bismarck

  Two, Want, Legislation

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• I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed a plateful of cold sausages on the previous 4,000 excursions. Then, for no obvious reason, I decided to buy a footstool.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Bored, Kitchen, Cold

  Jeremy Clarkson (2004). “The world according to Clarkson”

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• Stretch of I-95 has already had one brush with disaster. In 2008 two contractors from the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation stopped to get a sausage sandwich, and parked their cars under this bridge. And fortunately they wanted that sausage sandwich because they saw one of these piers with an eight foot gash in it about five inches wide. And oh, they knew automatically that this bridge was in deep trouble.

  Steve Kroft

  Eight, Bridges, Two

  Source: www.cbsnews.com

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• I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.

  Adam Rex

  Eye, Spy, Littles

  Adam Rex (2013). “The True Meaning of Smekday”, p.73, A&C Black

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