My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
I believe in sex and death- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.
And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
The best way to get kids to read a book is to say: 'This book is not appropriate for your age, and it has all sorts of horrible things in it like sex and death and some really big and complicated ideas, and you're better off not touching it until you're all grown up. I'm going to put it on this shelf and leave the room for a while. Don't open it.
I like to behave in an extremely normal, wholesome manner for the most part in my daily life. Even if mentally I'm consumed with sick visions of violence, terror, sex and death.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Merchandisers, by embedding subliminal trigger devices in media, are able to evoke a strong emotional relationship between, say, a product perceived in an advertisement weeks before and the strongest of all emotional stimuli - love (sex) and death.
To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.
The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
The most beautiful words in the English language are 'not guilty'.
The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst thing you could say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death.
The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'it's benign.'
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