Single Guy Quotes

• You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

  Dr. Seuss

  Life, Graduation, Confidence

  Theodor Seuss Geisel, “Oh, The Places You'll Go”

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• You are the guy who'll decide where to go.

  Dr. Seuss

  Graduation, Encouraging, Being Single

  Dr. Seuss (2017). “Oh, The Places You’ll Go”, p.7, HarperCollins UK

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• I'm sort of like a lame, single guy in a red sports car.

  Billy Corgan

  Sports, Car, Guy

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• Single guys get a bad rap.

  David Spade

  Rap, Guy

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Every single guy that I've caddied, even guys that I've caddied for just here and there over the years has won tournaments. There's no one I've caddied for that hasn't won tournaments. So I guess when I caddie for someone, it's kind of a reassurance thing that Steve knows what it takes to get it done.

  Steve Williams

  Years, Guy, Here And There

  Source: www.golfdigest.com

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• The only single guy driving a minivan is a guy whose mother bought the van 16 years ago...

  Mike Pesca

  Mother, Years, Guy

  "Panel Round Two". "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!" with Mike Pesca, www.npr.org. January 16, 2016.

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• I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.

  Drew Carey

  Night, Parent, House

  "The Drew Carey Show". www.imdb.com. 1995 - 2004.

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• I'm a single guy now and can do what I like. As my agent said, so long as it's not a live man or a dead woman, I'll be fine. And that, hand on heart, is unlikely to happen.

  Steve Coogan

  Heart, Men, Hands

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• Masculinity varies from time to time and place to place. But it doesn't exist just in the mind of a single guy: it is shared withthe other guys. It is a code of conduct that requires men to maintain masculine postures and attitudes (however they are defined) at all times and in all places. Masculinity includes the symbols, uniforms, chants, and plays that make this the boys' team rather than the girls' team.

  Frank Pittman

  Girl, Attitude, Team

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• If some heterosexual wants to be gay, so what? Let him go. It's less competition for the heterosexual single guys.

  Bill O'Reilly

  Gay, Guy, Competition

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• I have a little piece of advice for all the single guys out there, this is a piece of gold so please write this down. If you have the opportunity to star in a movie, do it. Seriously, I find it's a lot easier to meet girls.

  Vince Vaughn

  Girl, Stars, Writing

  Source: www.indielondon.co.uk

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• I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Flower, Mean

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• Most single guys I know think fatherhood is terrifying.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Thinking, Guy, Fatherhood

  "Jim Gaffigan On Parenting". Interview with Chris Wright, www.esquire.com. May 6, 2013.

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• I make about two movies a year outside the 'True Blood' schedule. I work on a great show six months a year, then outside that I get to satisfy whatever creative urges I have. It's a great position, especially for a single guy like me.

  Ryan Kwanten

  Blood, Years, Two

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• They’re like sharks. Circling. Cute, single guy, good job, nice car. It’s all they know about me.” His tone was light but his expression serious. Maybe that’s because it’s all you show them.” Maybe it’s all they want to see.

  Megan Hart

  Cute, Jobs, Nice

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• When he didn't answer, she didn't know if it was because he couldn't or if he was back to not talking to her. Back to pushing her out of his life. Men! Why was it that boys said girls were so hard to understand, when she hadn't known a single guy who hadn't confused her to the point of screaming?

  C.C. Hunter

  Girl, Confused, Boys

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