In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, and there was no talk about fat and anything like that, and butter and cream were rife. Those were lovely days for gastronomy, I must say.
Before the first World War women were arrested for smoking cigarettes in public, for using profanity, for appearing on beaches without stockings, for driving automobiles without a man beside them, for wearing outlandish attire for example, shorts
This was in '79. I got pretty restless there, sitting around with a lot of people sitting around smoking cigarettes and talking about films, but nobody really doing anything.
When I was in seventh grade my mom caught me smoking cigarettes and punished me by making me smoke the entire carton. All it did was piss me off because I was out of cigarettes.
You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.
But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.
There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe
When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe;...
Yet thy true lovers more admire by far
Thy naked beauties - give me a cigar!
Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.
There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
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