Speedos Quotes

• I've never been one to run around in Speedos on the beach.

  Jason Statham

  Running, Beach

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• I don't get all this Speedo stuff actually, I mean, whatever happened to the feather boa?

  Boy George

  Mean, Stuff, Happened

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I've been in a Speedo half my life. So I am really comfortable with my body.

  Eric Shanteau

  Half, Body, Comfortable

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• Neighbors would pass, and when they honked I'd remember that I was in my Speedo. Then I'd wrap my towel like a skirt around my waist and remind my sisters that this was not girlish but Egyptian, thank you very much.

  David Sedaris

  Towels, Skirts, Remember

  "Memory Laps" by David Sedaris, www.newyorker.com. October 24, 2011.

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• I always wanted to entertain. When I was six, a scrawny, scrawny kid, Id get in my red speedo and do muscle moves. I actually thought I was muscular. I didnt know everyone was laughing at me.

  Ryan Gosling

  Moving, Kids, Laughing

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• I stay away from Speedos. That would cause me absolutely unnecessary publicity.

  Luke Evans

  Causes, Publicity, Unnecessary

  Source: www.elle.com

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• A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts.

  Craig Ferguson

  Funny, Swimming, Cereal

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• I might wear my pink Speedo. I think I should.

  Ryan Lochte

  Thinking, Might, Should

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• Bes had indeed put on his ugly outfit. He climbed onto the roof of the limbo and stood there, legs planted, arms akimbo, like superman-exept with only the underwear. I wasn't sure what to say except: "Put some clothes on!" "These children are under my protection," Bes insisted. "I don't know you," I said, "I never met you before today." "Nonsense. You expressly asked for my attention." "I didn't ask for the Speedo Patrol!

  Rick Riordan

  Children, Clothes, Underwear

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• I'm definitely not comfortable in a Speedo! That's as uncomfortable as it gets!

  Adam Rodriguez

  Uncomfortable, Comfortable

  "10 Fun Icebreakers With Magic Mike and Reckless Stud Adam Rodriguez (FYI: Shirtless Pics Included)" by Jessica Radloff, www.glamour.com. August 14, 2014.

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• I have to wear six pairs of speedos when I run.

  Armie Hammer

  Running, Pairs, Six

  "Leading Mannequins" by Molly Young, www.gq.com. April 11, 2012.

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• This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.

  Bill Maher

  Beach, Worst, Happens

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• We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Smart, Mean, Bisexual

  Chuck Palahniuk (2011). “Invisible Monsters: A Novel”, p.39, W. W. Norton & Company

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• Sometimes when I'm swimming, I think that maybe someday I'll put my red Speedo up for auction. Or maybe I'll donate it to the Smithsonian. They can stuff it with two plums and a gherkin and put it on display.

  David Duchovny

  Swimming, Thinking, Two

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• I'm big into fashion, so after swimming, when I hang up the Speedo, I definitely want to get into fashion and start designing my own clothing line.

  Ryan Lochte

  Fashion, Swimming, Clothing Line

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• On the correctly formed pubescent girl, a Speedo looked wonderful. When it was wet, it was an incitement to riot.

  Clive James

  Girl, Wonderful, Incitement

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