A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him.
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money
We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
Taxes, after all, are dues that we pay for the privileges of membership in an organized society.
It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
The best things in life are free
A fool and his money are soon elected.
The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.
Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.
The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
The best things in life are free - and $19.95.
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
A fool and his money are soon married.
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