The politicians say 'we' can't afford a tax cut. Maybe we can't afford the politicians.
I like to pay taxes. With them, I buy civilization.
Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love
Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids
The United States has a system of taxation by confession
Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag
Congress can raise taxes because it can persuade a sizable fraction of the populace that somebody else will pay
A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.
Taxes are indeed very heavy -
We are taxed twice as much by our Idleness.
Three times as much by our Pride.
And four times as much by our Folly.
A fool and his money are soon parted. - Five Hundred Points of Good Husbandry.
It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for.
A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
The best things in life are free
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.
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