The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.
Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag
The United States has a system of taxation by confession
Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
Congress can raise taxes because it can persuade a sizable fraction of the populace that somebody else will pay
Taxes are paid in the sweat of every man who labors.
There's no such thing as a good tax.
To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
Taxes are indeed very heavy -
We are taxed twice as much by our Idleness.
Three times as much by our Pride.
And four times as much by our Folly.
A fool and his money are soon parted. - Five Hundred Points of Good Husbandry.
Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
The politicians say 'we' can't afford a tax cut. Maybe we can't afford the politicians.
Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.
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