My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.
Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.
What smells so? Has somebody been burning a Rag, or is there a Dead Mule in the Back yard? No, the Man is Smoking a Five-Cent Cigar.
It's disgraceful that year after year, Congress has bowed to the tobacco lobby and refused to act.
Some sigh for this and that; My wishes don't go far; The world may wag at will, So I have my cigar.
'You ain't got any tobacco,' he said scornfully to Bunyip Bluegum. 'I can see that at a glance. You're one of the non smoking sort, all fur and feathers.'
Lastly, the ashes left behind,
May daily show to move the mind,
That to ashes and dust return we must:
Then think, and drink tobacco.
Dr Parr...asked him, how he had acquired his power of smoking at such a rate? Lamb replied, 'I toiled after it, sir, as some men toil after virtue.'
Go mad, and beat their wives; Plunge (after shocking lives) Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards.
Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette.
I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.
It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
The tobacco business is a conspiracy against womanhood and manhood. It owes its origin to that scoundrel Sir Walter Raleigh, who was likewise the founder of American slavery.
But there is no withdrawal, but with tobacco there is terrible withdrawal, it is almost impossible for a lot of people. I did , I went cold turkey, they never had any patches in those days but grass was not difficult, alcohol not difficult, but tobacco - oh my god.
Tobacco is the plant that converts thoughts into dreams.
Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.
The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.
Yes, social friend, I love thee well,
In learned doctor's spite;
Thy clouds all other clouds dispel
And lap me in delight.
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
A pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise; and the man who smokes, thinks like a philosopher and acts like a Samaritan.
There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add eight to 24 years to your life.
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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