Water Skiing Quotes

• All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Doors, Murphys Law

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• Jet-skiing is my favorite water sport.

  Sharni Vinson

  Sports, My Favorite, Jet

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• I'm going to start water skiing someday...as soon as I can separate it from being dragged by a boat.

  Rita Rudner

  Boat, Someday, I Can

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• I love sailing and water sports; whether it's water skiing, body boarding or surfing or simply swimming in the ocean.

  Karolina Kurkova

  Sports, Ocean, Swimming

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• I'm quite good at water skiing. Dave Clark, from the 1960s band Dave Clark Five, taught me how to water ski in Spain one year. I can do jumps too. I used to go to a club in Heathrow, but I don't do it any more, as it's given me a bad back. I was brought up in Poole, Dorset, so I've always loved watersports.

  Tony Blackburn

  Years, Clubs, Taught

  The MIRROR Interview, www.mirror.co.uk. November 25, 2007.

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• My father? A hard drinking man from the 70's. We actually have no pictures of my dad where he is not holding a beer. Weddings, Funerals, Water Skiing, Parent-Teacher Conference. When I got sick around him as a kid growing up, he'd always warm me up a shot of 100 proof whiskey. Never got sick... that I can remember.

  Christopher Titus

  Teacher, Growing Up, Dad

  "Christopher Titus: Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding". Comedy, One-man Show, www.imdb.com. June 06, 2004.

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