Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty...
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Life is like a box of chocolates, You never know what you're gonna get.
Kissing - and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
Chocolate is the greatest gift to women ever created, next to the likes of Paul Newman and Gene Kelly. It's something that should be had on a daily basis.
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
Chocolate is the greatest gift to women ever created.
Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: Deliciusness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.
I don't get why my fans call me yummy. I mean I'm not a sandwich!
Sure, he had a wife and fifty-four kids, but he looked like a college freshman. A yummy college freshman majoring in Oh-my-god-I-gotta-get-me-some-of-that.
Perhaps some of the appeal of the dangerous-but-yummy paranormal anti-hero lies in his scorn for societal expectations. Yes, women have come a long way, but there are still some cultural stigmas more associated with women than men.
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