Latest Tucker Max Quotes from Interviews

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• As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen.

  Tucker Max

  Girl, Guy, Rejection

  Source: www.complex.com

• Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, "Whoa, this is amazing!" At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.

  Tucker Max

  Guy, Pussy, Trying

  Source: www.complex.com

• I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.

  Tucker Max

  People, Stories, Pressured

  Source: www.complex.com

• The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.

  Tucker Max

  Independent, Hard Work, Amazing Life

  Source: www.complex.com

• The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.

  Tucker Max

  Hurt, Would Be, Want

  Source: www.complex.com

• I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.

  Tucker Max

  Stars, Fans, Movie Star

  Source: www.complex.com

• The thing that I think about the most, and is the most rewarding to me, is the whole past. That I kind of went from nothing to something and I did it on my own, and I did it through hard work and smarts.

  Tucker Max

  Smart, Hard Work, Thinking

  Source: www.complex.com

• Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.

  Tucker Max

  Stuff, Kind, Realizing

  Source: www.complex.com

• The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.

  Tucker Max

  America, Bullshit, Majority

  Source: www.complex.com

• A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind of stupid logic is that? It'd be like if you saw Michael Jordan at a restaurant and were like, "Why aren't you in your basketball uniform?" I leave out way more than I put in.

  Tucker Max

  Basketball, Stupid, Thinking

  Source: www.complex.com

• You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.

  Tucker Max

  Email, Brutal, Crap

  Source: www.complex.com

• I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.

  Tucker Max

  Writing, Talking, Bullshit

  Source: www.complex.com

• If you read the book, you're not a journalist. You're some impostor! No journalist actually does any work.

  Tucker Max

  Book, Doe, Journalist

  Source: www.complex.com

• Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.

  Tucker Max

  Weirdo, Persons

  Source: movieweb.com

• Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.

  Tucker Max

  School, High School, Want

  Source: movieweb.com

• You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.

  Tucker Max

  Independent, Tvs, Can Do

  Source: movieweb.com

• I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.

  Tucker Max

  Defense, Telling The Truth, Truth Is

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.

  Tucker Max

  Cute, Nice, Mean

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.

  Tucker Max

  Needs, Niche, Internet

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• I hated being a lawyer and I wanted to like myself and like my job.

  Tucker Max

  Jobs, Lawyer, Hated

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• My buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did crazy stuff, and we'd write e-mails to each other about the stuff we would do. And my friends thought my e-mails were really funny and they said, "Dude, why don't you put this up on a Web site. You know people would love to read this."

  Tucker Max

  Crazy, School, Writing

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I know plenty of people who do crazier stuff than I do.

  Tucker Max

  People, Guy, Down And

  Source: www.foxnews.com

• The dumbest women I hooked up with were in Florida. I lived in Florida for a year... and it was just shocking. I literally felt like after living there for a couple months that I had become stupider. It was unbelievable. If you read the stories on my site that are based around crazy women, about 75 percent of those women were in Florida… and I only lived there for a year.

  Tucker Max

  Couple, Crazy, Florida

  "Uncommon Interview: Tucker Max". Interview with Jen Glickel, www.chicagomaroon.com. May 17, 2005.

• People have proven over and over that they will read if they are given something they like. The problem with reading is not reading, its that almost everything out there sucks. For so long, publishing has been run by a cartel of snobby pseudo-intellectual failed writers, and the resulting output has reflected not what the market wants, but what they think people are supposed to read.

  Tucker Max

  Running, Reading, Thinking

  Source: www.blogher.com

• If you just don't have any idea what you want to do, the worst thing you can do is go to law school. If you can go to college, maybe it's fine to have four years of fun and learn a little bit, that's okay, but if you have to go two hundred thousand dollars in debt, that's not something I would recommend.

  Tucker Max

  Fun, School, College