Latest Larry David Quotes from Interviews

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• Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any sense, but I'm being honest.

  Larry David

  Laughing, Satisfaction, Honest

  "Hitching a Ride With Larry David". Interview with Paul Samuel Dolman, www.vulture.com. May 26, 2013.

• Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

  Larry David

  Order, Want, Sometimes

  "Hitching a Ride With Larry David". Interview with Paul Samuel Dolman, www.vulture.com. May 26, 2013.

• Luck always plays a part for everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. I was very lucky, and I know it.

  Larry David

  Play, Luck, Want

  "Hitching a Ride With Larry David". www.vulture.com. May 26, 2013.

• I once stopped to pick up a girl, and then there was this creepy-looking guy standing behind the bushes waiting to jump out and get in, too. So I just quickly drove away.

  Larry David

  Girl, Guy, Waiting

  "Hitching a Ride With Larry David". Interview with Paul Samuel Dolman, www.vulture.com. May 26, 2013.

• I need to be on drugs to connect with nature.

  Larry David

  Drug, Needs

  "Hitching a Ride With Larry David". Interview with Paul Samuel Dolman, www.vulture.com. 2013.

• You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when you get introduced you have to say "Hey,how ya doin'? How are ya?" I couldn't do it. It was false.

  Larry David

  Hey, Goes On, Requirements

  "Who is Larry David?". Interview with Charlie Rose, www.cbsnews.com. March 1, 2015.

• I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.

  Larry David

  Bars, Hello, Walks

  "Who is Larry David?". "60 MInutes" with Charlie Rose, www.cbsnews.com. May 31, 2015.

• Zero, zero belief in myself. And it's changed somewhat, but there's still a lot of that in me.

  Larry David

  Zero, Belief, Changed

  "Who is Larry David?". Interview with Charlie Rose, www.cbsnews.com. March 1, 2015.

• I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.

  Larry David

  Who I Am, Jerk

  "Who is Larry David?". "60 MInutes" with Charlie Rose, www.cbsnews.com. May 31, 2015.