Latest Carlos Mencia Quotes from Interviews

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• I don't need anybody, I'm successful in life enough to buy myself a f'ing sandwich.

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  Successful, Needs, Sandwiches

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• At the end of the day, I don't think I am going to be judged by what happened in the 90's and 2000's, at the end of the day my career will be judged from beginning to end and everything in between.

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  Thinking, Careers, The End Of The Day

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• I don't want to spend my time thinking about somebody else, I want to spend my time just being me and embracing life and living it and being there. At the end of the day, I'm responsible for my words and my thoughts and that's how I live.

  Carlos Mencia

  Thinking, The End Of The Day, Want

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• When you are younger, you pretend to believe, but you are proving it to everyone and to yourself. The change comes when you know you're funny on the inside. Then you don't have to prove it to anybody else anymore. That's when you become different and that's when you evolved onto a completely different level, because you know who you are.

  Carlos Mencia

  Believe, Different, Levels

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• I never, nor will I, put another person down to feel better about myself. I will live and die by what I do, not what anyone else thinks about me.

  Carlos Mencia

  Feel Better, Thinking, Feels

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• Growing up, I didn't know anything about comedy and didn't know anything about comedians or what standup was. I grew up in the projects with no dream of anything, it was in my formatting when i got older and started talking to my friends about how I felt, they would be like, "dude, that's funny." Then one day my friend was like, "Dude, you don't understand how funny you are, you need to do standup"!

  Carlos Mencia

  Dream, Growing Up, Talking

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• My brain is very simple. Like when you break everything down. I see things in a simple way. And that simplicity for some reason becomes funny to other people because they don't look at it that way.

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  Simple, People, Simplicity

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• As the artist, you have to live in order to experience life to put that out there, and when you are successful in America and in the world, your point of view is the 5% and not the 95%, but you have to represent the 95% so you have to find a way to experience life the way they do.

  Carlos Mencia

  Successful, Artist, Views

  Source: www.nj.com

• I'm a spiritual person, I believe that if you read the bible, you get what you want from it. But, when you actually read it, you see the beauty, spirituality, the joy and love and what makes us godly. And then if you read between the lines of all the same books, you always see the human influence in the writing... it's not all about religiousness, it's about spirituality.

  Carlos Mencia

  Spiritual, Believe, Book

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• Listen, here's my questions to anybody when they talk about comedy. When you are with your friends who don't judge you, what do you say? And if that's appropriate to say with your friends, why is it not appropriate anywhere else. Like I hate those people who judge me and are hypocrites.

  Carlos Mencia

  Hate, Hypocrite, People

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• People want to complain... my point especially when it comes to racial humor is... we have that diversity, so I don't look at it like we are making fun of people, I look at it as how awesome is it that we can talk about this stuff, that we do have this kind of diversity, that we do live in a country that shows an array, unlike any other in the world.

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  Country, Fun, People

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• When I was young and didn't have money, I liked gambling because winning and losing was fun for the rush of it. The amount of money that I would have to put down now to get that rush, there is no f'ing way I'm going to do it. It's just stupid. I would rather get that rush some other way.

  Carlos Mencia

  Fun, Stupid, Winning

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• Everything I do is intended to make people laugh and think. I just think something is funny, it's not hurting anybody, not stabbing anybody, not shooting anybody, not making anybody watch me perform. There are thousands of comedians, don't come see me because it's not like I hide it.

  Carlos Mencia

  Hurt, Thinking, People

  Source: www.nj.com