Comedy is often about pain.
I feel the acting conservatory taught me how to be a working actor in the 1700s. We learned stuff like 'to the back of the auditorium, to the back of the auditorium' and the liquid "u." 'The payment is duuue on Tuuuesday.' I also learned how to fence. If anything, when I moved to Los Angeles, I didn't fit in, in any way. I had to do comedy, because I was talking so pretentiously.
I have done some formal acting training, because I sucked at acting when I first got to Los Angeles. I'm still one of the worst actors and auditions out there.
Do you think we're going to hit a tipping point and the world's going to end?
I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.
I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.
You can't really feel the direct change from one president to another versus people closer to you in local elections.
There's two sides to the coin. I think I'm much happier that [Barack] Obama won over John McCain or Mitt Romney, because I think Obama did something culturally for the country.
The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president has. Whoever has the most money is the puppet master.
I feel like we put all the weight on the president, rather than distributing the weight to all of the elected officials.
How many n-bombs are dropped? It depends on what I post.
I think that we put too much weight on who the president is.
I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me.
I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.
I care a lot; I'm very sensitive.
If the crowd is full of assholes, it's no fun. If the crowd is cool, it's great.
I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.
I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts.
A hole is a hole has always been my motto.
If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.
When I'm watching South Park I don't think it's written by neo-Nazis. They know exactly what they're doing.
I think if the joke is in good taste - it's a good joke.
You can make fun of your own a lot easier than someone else's.
I do think homophobia in the '80s was more rampant and socially acceptable.
I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.
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