Latest Eric Andre Quotes from Interviews

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• Comedy is often about pain.

  Eric Andre

  Pain, Comedy

  Source: www.hollywoodchicago.com

• I feel the acting conservatory taught me how to be a working actor in the 1700s. We learned stuff like 'to the back of the auditorium, to the back of the auditorium' and the liquid "u." 'The payment is duuue on Tuuuesday.' I also learned how to fence. If anything, when I moved to Los Angeles, I didn't fit in, in any way. I had to do comedy, because I was talking so pretentiously.

  Eric Andre

  Acting, Comedy, Fit

  Source: www.hollywoodchicago.com

• I have done some formal acting training, because I sucked at acting when I first got to Los Angeles. I'm still one of the worst actors and auditions out there.

  Eric Andre

  Training, Acting, Done

  Source: www.hollywoodchicago.com

• Do you think we're going to hit a tipping point and the world's going to end?

  Eric Andre

  Thinking, Tipping, World

  Source: www.complex.com

• I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.

  Eric Andre

  Cameras, World, Know How

  Source: www.complex.com

• I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.

  Eric Andre

  Thinking, Giving, Credit

  Source: www.complex.com

• You can't really feel the direct change from one president to another versus people closer to you in local elections.

  Eric Andre

  People, President, Election

  Source: www.complex.com

• There's two sides to the coin. I think I'm much happier that [Barack] Obama won over John McCain or Mitt Romney, because I think Obama did something culturally for the country.

  Eric Andre

  Country, Thinking, Two Sides

  Source: www.complex.com

• The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president has. Whoever has the most money is the puppet master.

  Eric Andre

  Country, Thinking, Leader

  Source: www.complex.com

• I feel like we put all the weight on the president, rather than distributing the weight to all of the elected officials.

  Eric Andre

  President, Weight, Feels

  Source: www.complex.com

• How many n-bombs are dropped? It depends on what I post.

  Eric Andre

  Bombs, Posts, Depends

  Source: www.complex.com

• I think that we put too much weight on who the president is.

  Eric Andre

  Thinking, President, Weight

  Source: www.complex.com

• I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me.

  Eric Andre

  Needs, Aries, Like Me

  Source: www.complex.com

• I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.

  Eric Andre

  Insecure, Years, Validation

  Source: www.complex.com

• I care a lot; I'm very sensitive.

  Eric Andre

  Care, I Care, Sensitive

  Source: www.complex.com

• If the crowd is full of assholes, it's no fun. If the crowd is cool, it's great.

  Eric Andre

  Fun, Crowds, Ifs

  Source: www.complex.com

• I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.

  Eric Andre

  Cracks, Want, Dies

  Source: www.complex.com

• I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts.

  Eric Andre

  Men, Thinking, Race

  Source: www.towleroad.com

• A hole is a hole has always been my motto.

  Eric Andre

  Motto, Holes, My Motto

  Source: www.towleroad.com

• If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.

  Eric Andre

  Behinds, Ifs, Jokes

  Source: www.towleroad.com

• When I'm watching South Park I don't think it's written by neo-Nazis. They know exactly what they're doing.

  Eric Andre

  Thinking, Parks, Nazi

  Source: www.towleroad.com

• I think if the joke is in good taste - it's a good joke.

  Eric Andre

  Thinking, Taste, Ifs

  Source: www.towleroad.com

• You can make fun of your own a lot easier than someone else's.

  Eric Andre

  Fun, Easier

  Source: www.towleroad.com

• I do think homophobia in the '80s was more rampant and socially acceptable.

  Eric Andre

  Thinking, 80s, Acceptable

  Source: www.towleroad.com

• I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.

  Eric Andre

  Years, Elderly, Nerd

  Source: www.towleroad.com