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  • I'm a soccer mom. I'm T-ball, soccer, karate, homework, keeping them on their schedules. I love being the snack mom, when I get to bring the cut oranges. I have one of those coolers with wheels. I'm at every game, every practice, sitting on my blanket. I love it.

    "Pamela Anderson: What I've Learned" by Mike Sager, www.esquire.com. April 28, 2015.