Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better.
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
I honestly believe that advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
There is a great deal of advertising that is much better than the product. When that happens, all that the good advertising will do is put you out of business faster.
Jazz is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.
Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.
The more informative your advertising, the more persuasive it will be.
Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
The trouble with us in America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to Advertising copy.
I am one who believes that one of the greatest dangers of advertising is not that of misleading people, but that of boring them to death.
Advertising is what you do when you can't go see somebody. That's all it is.
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
Advertising - a judicious mixture of flattery and threats.
Advertising is a racket, like the movies and the brokerage business. You cannot be honest without admitting that its constructive contribution to humanity is exactly minus zero.
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