April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
Even the gods love jokes.
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
I have great faith in fools,— self-confidence my friends will call it.
The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.
A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
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