Women love a self-confident bald man.
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
You will only injure yourself if you take notice of despicable enemies.
There was once a Bald Man who sat down after work on a hot summer's day. A Fly came up and kept buzzing about his bald pate, and stinging him from time to time. The Man aimed a blow at his little enemy, but — whack — his palm came on his head instead; again the Fly tormented him, but this time the Man was wiser and said: YOU WILL ONLY INJURE YOURSELF IF YOU TAKE NOTICE OF DISPICABLE ENEMIES.
There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.
I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.
There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.
I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican.
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.
They were both totally laughing, and he was twirling her, and her hair was flying around like she was in a shampoo commercial. Seriously. She could have sold conditioner to a bald man the way she looked out there.
Andrius turned. His eyes found mine. I'll see you he said. My face didn't wrinkle. I didn't utter a sound. But for the first time in months I cried. Tears popped from their dry sockets and sailed down my cheeks in one quick stream. I looked away. The NKVD called the bald man's name. Look at me wispered Andrius moving close. I'll see you he said. Just think about that. Just think about me bringing you your drawings. Picture it because I'll be there.
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.
[On her seven-month-old son:] When people see me carrying him in the street they think I'm being attacked by a short, bald man. But it's just me with my little fat child.
hopes dance best on bald men's hair
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