Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who wonder what happens.
If you do not know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
If you don't know where you are currently standing, you're dead.
It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going.
If you don't know where you're going any road will do
If you don t know where you are, a map won't help.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
How can you think and hit at the same time?
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead.
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
One of the beautiful things about baseball is the history.
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