A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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