Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.
We hear of the conversion of water into wine at the marriage in Cana as of a miracle. But this conversion is, through the goodness of God, made every day before our eyes. Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, and which incorporates itself with the grapes, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.
Good people drink good beer.
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