Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid.
Don't be humble... you're not that great.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
The best things in life are free
Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.
The best things in life are free - and $19.95.
Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.
I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.
In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.
I've learned that I need to spell out, even in cases seemingly so blatant, that in fact I am not taking this at face value and am being 'sarcastic.
I'm very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I'm fake. I'm excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound I'm being sarcastic.
I'm really good at being sarcastic with guys. That's the best way to hang out with them, because that's what guys . They don't want the quiet, prissy little things.