You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Time and tide wait for no man.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
If you're not getting older, you're dead.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
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