A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
Time and tide wait for no man.
We are always the same age inside.
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